Bryan Gold - Bday Fundraising Event

Host:Bryan Gold
Type:Party - Birthday Party
Network:Global
Start Time:Friday, April 17, 2009 at 9:00pm
End Time:Saturday, April 18, 2009 at 4:00am
Location:starting at briney pub, then to tarpon bend, then diceys, we may make a few stops in between though(everything within walking distance)
City/Town:
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Phone:
9544643459
Email:
bgold675@hotmail.com

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Attention: Calling on all senior citizens! Skip bingo night, turn up the volume on your hearing aids, and take 2 of every pill in your medicine cabinet. On Wednesday, April 15th I finally hit the big 80. I’ve lived a long and fruitful life and there is no better way to celebrate my way out by throwing a huge blowout theme party!!! I wouldn’t have it any other way.

The theme of the party is Bryan’s 80th B-day Bonanza. I am switching my 80th b-day with my 30th b-day so I have something to look forward to for the next 50 years. For anybody who makes it that long…you are cordially invited to my 30th b-day on April 18th, 2059. That year my birthday falls on a Tuesday. Don’t forget to mark it in your calendars.

Also, I was selected as one of “Fort Lauderdale’s Finest Singles” by the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation of South Florida. As an honoree, I have made a personal pledge to raise $2,000 for cystic fibrosis (CF) research. I saw this party as a great way to help me raise the money. This means alot to me so I am requiring that everyone at least bring $10 as a donation in order to attend this party. Thank you very much in advance.

Suggestions for Dress Code-this is Bryan Gold’s 30th Bday so I would appreciate if all of you dressed up. You will have more fun if you do. Men-Dress up like senior citizens. Funny pants up really high, Glasses, Grey Wigs, Walkers with tennis balls on the bottom, motorized wheelchairs (I’ll buy all the drinks of the person who comes in a motorized wheel chair), canes, suspenders, high socks, (guys this is fun because if you are dressed like old men you are allowed to grab women wherever you want and they can’t get mad at you)

Women- any of the chicks from the golden girls (Blanche Devereaux(the serious one), Rose Nylund(the old slutty one), Sophia Petrillo(Dorothy’s sicialian mother-she made a mean meatball), or Dorothy Zbornak(the dumb old lady)-yeah, I know their last names. I may have mixed them up but who cares.
Or Slutty nurses (caregivers)—I don’t need to tell you girls what to wear….You may also invite anyone else that I may have missed.

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